Mad Mama: I'm Not Roaring, I'm a Guardian!
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Listen up, little dudes! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just making her point known. Parenting is tough and sometimes your little antics push her to the brink. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't stress out. Just consider it a wake-up call and try to make things right.
Just check here remember, mama loves you.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Coffee gets us through the morning
- It fuels our sanity/Gives us a much-needed boost of energy
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mama Bear Mode Activated
You better watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, their little offspring are loved, and she won't hesitate to safeguard them. If you touch her family, prepare for a scary display. This isn't the time to be brave. Better scramble while you still can.
- Don't freak out.
- Back off.
- Hush up.
Breeding Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be frank, raising a dragon isn't similar to training your average house pet. There are no veterinarians who fully understand the intricacies of their complex biology, and forget about finding a manual that details everything from emitting hot breath to inter-species communication. You're on your own, keeper, and the only framework is trial and experimentation.
I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely stupid.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously fantastic, but sometimes you just need a little vino. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are sweet, and they completely drain your energy. After a long day of playing, a glass of sparkling can be just the magic potion you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Raising kids
- Wine o'clock